holy fucking shit

Okay, I just got word that Max Bemis is now, in attempt to bridge the gap between fans and musicians, is going to be writing songs for anyone who wants one. Unfortunately, these songs cost $150. I don't have that kind of money. But holy shit, if I did I would be doing this right now. It would be MY DREAM COME TRUE to have a song written for me by MAXIM ADAM BEMIS. Okay, this is a major birthday present.